A man walked into a restaurant with an ostrich, ordered something for himself and the ostrich, ate, drank, got up, reached into his pocket, took out a wad of money and left it on the table. The waiter came running back and saw that the money was exactly the same as the bill. "How could the man know the bill without asking?" he wondered. A few days later the same thing happened again. The man again came to the same restaurant with the ostrich. He ate and drank, put his hand in his pocket, left the money on the table and left. The waiter looked again and saw that the bill was full and complete. The same man did the same thing with the same ostrich for 3 days, 5 days more. Now the waiter was dying of curiosity.

One day the man came to the same place with the ostrich, ate and drank, and as he got up from the table, he put his hand in his pocket, took out a wad of money and left it on the table. He saw that the money was exact to the penny...

"Excuse me, sir. Please forgive my curiosity. Every day you come here with this ostrich, eat and drink and then leave without asking for the bill, and the bill is always exactly the same, not a penny less, not a penny more. How do you know that?

-One day I found a lamp in the attic. I was playing with it and a genie came out. He told me I could make 3 wishes... So first I wished to be the most handsome and charming man in the world, and as you can see I am. Secondly, I wished for that much money to come out of my pocket for whatever I wanted to own, that's how much money it would cost... My third wish was that I would have the longest-legged chick in the world and that she would never leave my side... The longest-legged chick in the world is this ostrich and unfortunately she never leaves my side....

I have been telling this joke to everyone since the day I heard it from dear Bülent Gardiyanoğlu. Please pay attention to your wishes and prayers and what you say and think. Think and say your wishes and wishes fully and completely and clearly. In Anatolia, mothers pray for their children. May God not let them meet bad people! This is the worst prayer a mother can make for her child! It is like a curse. The mother's energy on the child is very high, it seems to be the same as saying may Allah compare them with good people, but it's never the same, the energies are different... Especially the mother! The mother's anxiety, panic, panic and worry over the child is like a black magic! The worst thing a mother can do to her child is to worry and fuss over him. Say what you want, think what you want. I have said that your conscious and unconscious words and thoughts shape your future. Have you ever paid attention to what you say and think in a day until evening without realizing it? About 50 thousand thoughts pass through our minds every day and unfortunately 80% of them are negative. Most of them are about ourselves. Your good wishes and words 3 or 5 times a day are very weak and insufficient with so many thoughts attacking the mind. In our thoughts about ourselves, we often judge ourselves and see ourselves as worthless. Review your thoughts and what you say... You can be aware of negative thoughts and replace them with positive ones. The power of your thoughts creates the quality of your life. Your life is what you think about all day long.

We keep thinking the same thoughts over and over again all day long. Einstein says: If we could see our thoughts, we would see that every day the thoughts that come out of the front of our head come back to us from the back. So always think positively. It is not possible to be happy and peaceful by thinking negatively. There is always a positive side in every negativity. Our reactions to events, not the events themselves, determine the results. Look at how high the kite goes, not when it falls to the ground.... Pagannini says: Two prisoners look out from behind bars, one can see the mud on the ground and the other can see the stars in the sky... See the stars... Create positive thought patterns. Try to think positive thoughts constantly and deliberately... Practice a lot, practice is important. Always start your day with positive thoughts. You can overcome negativity, there will always be negativity during the day. When every negativity is seen as a gift given to us to develop us further, it will surely be easier to overcome...

One day Lin-chi, a Zen master, went out on the lake in a boat. As he closed his eyes and was lost in thought, another boat collided with his. Thinking that the man in the boat had done it on purpose, he jumped out of his seat, and just as he was about to shout in anger, he realized that the boat was empty. But it seemed pointless to vent his anger on an empty boat. And then he came to a great knowledge: EVERY BOAT THAT HITS YOU IS EMPTY...

Mukaddes Pekin Başdil

Researcher-Author

Source: Denizli Haber